The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
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You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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