i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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