WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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