Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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