Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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