How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
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If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
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He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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