i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
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I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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