I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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