laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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