He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I'm like, not good at living.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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