I should be sponsored by Trojan
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
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You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
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Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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