I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Randomize
