sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
