Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
It's just like the Real World with babies
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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