I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Randomize
