i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
