idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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