ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
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He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
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When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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