Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
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