doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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