dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
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Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
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Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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