Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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