How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
