I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
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he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
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I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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