No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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