we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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