White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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