forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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