So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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