She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
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So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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