We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
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theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
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Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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