One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
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I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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