Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
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He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
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Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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