You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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