I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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