i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
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my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
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I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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