He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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