The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Sober January is a disaster.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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