Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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