I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
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