He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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