best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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