Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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