my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
jump out the window naked night went bad
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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