North Korea, Best Korea!
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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