I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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