this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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