If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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