Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
he shaved USA in his pubs
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
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U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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