then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
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