I have demons in me.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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