come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
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i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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