is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
NoShamevember. You game?
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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