i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
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Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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