after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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