Girls should come with a carfax report
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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