Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
No...this little piggys going to the bar
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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